Come on: naked guy eating another guy’s face off, refuses police orders to stop, takes several shots to put down?
Time to start buying shotguns and chainsaws?
It was a scene as creepy as a Hannibal Lecter movie.
One man was shot to death by Miami police, and another man is fighting for his life after he was attacked, and his face allegedly half eaten, by a naked man on the MacArthur Causeway off ramp Saturday, police said.
The horror began about 2 p.m. when a series of gunshots were heard on the ramp, which is along NE 13th Street, just south of The Miami Herald building.
According to police sources, a road ranger saw a naked man chewing on another man’s face and shouted on his loud speaker for him to back away.Meanwhile, a woman also saw the incident and flagged down a police officer who was in the area.
The officer, who has not been identified, approached and, seeing what was happening, also ordered the naked man to back away. When he continued the assault, the officer shot him, police sources said. The attacker failed to stop after being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.
Maybe it’s time to seal off Florida. Just in case. New Yorkers can retire elsewhere.
More: The NY Daily News has (non-gruesome) photos. Quote: “the guy just stood… with pieces of flesh in his mouth and he growled,…”
Dude.
This is nuts – I’m actually at the part in Simon Pegg’s book where he talks about his zombie obsession, so it’s sort of topical. Have you read Nerd Do Well? About 1/3 of it is about Star Wars and 1/3 is about horror movies…it’s awesome.
Haven’t heard of it, but sounds like fun. Thanks for the tip!
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