Posted in animals, Horror, Weirdness, tagged Cthulhu, octopus on February 25, 2015| Leave a Comment »
When his children can leap out of the water, hunt you down, and drag you away…
From the article:
This here video of an octopus exploding out of the shallows, moonwalking on land, grabbing a crab, and pulling it back underwater was shot in Australia just days ago, which means that there’s a good chance this very octopus and others like it are still alive, which means that you and I and all of our loved ones are in danger.
I am never going near the surf again…
Posted in Holidays, Humor, tagged satire, stoning, The Onion, Valentine's Day on February 14, 2015| Leave a Comment »
If you’re like me, the annual sight of blissfully happy couples on Valentine’s Day makes you ill. Not because of their cloying sweetness and dopey “eyes only for you” looks (though that’s part of it), but because you never get to join in. If your romantic life has stunk as badly as mine, you’ve often felt like that little kid looking in from outside the fence and wishing he could play, too, but never gets the chance.
Admit it: you’re lonely and resentful, and every Valentine’s Day is an annoying reminder of that. Don’t deny it, revel in it — wallow in the mire you yourself have created! Give in to the dark side…
And, while you’re at it, enjoy this Valentine’s Day report from The Onion.
You’re welcome.
(Reposted from last year.)
Posted in Food on February 1, 2015| Leave a Comment »
Someone thought this was a good idea:
The horror…
Okay, I’ll admit I like pineapple on my pizza, and the CPK Jamaican Jerk pizza does rock, but… No. Just, no.
You’ve gone too far, Trader Joe.
A Seat By The Fire 