Archive for May, 2012

It spreads…

Now it’s in New Jersey:

New Jersey man stabbed himself, threw skin and intestines at cops: authorities

Officers encountered 43-year-old Wayne Carter on Sunday morning when they responded to reports of a man barricaded in a room in Hackensack and threatening to harm himself, police Lt. John Heinemann said.

Two officers kicked in the door and saw Carter in a corner, holding a knife in his hand, police said. Carter, ignoring the officers’ orders to drop the knife, stood up and stabbed himself in the abdomen, legs and neck, they said.

Carter yelled at the officers and took an aggressive stance, and the officers used pepper spray in a bid to subdue him, but it had no effect, Heinemann said.

Police said Carter then cut off pieces of his skin and intestines and threw them at the officers.

Okay… first it’s a naked guy eating face who needs several bullets to drop, then someone who cuts off pieces of himself to use as weapons…

Yep. This is how it always starts.

But, from Florida to Jersey? Methinks there’s a Patient Zero out there.

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I can’t deny it: my favorite president takes on vampires? Monstrous bloodsuckers in the White House, and this time they’re not politicians?

Yeah, I’m there.

Booth has got to be a vampire. 🙂

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It begins…

Come on: naked guy eating another guy’s face off, refuses police orders to stop, takes several shots to put down?

Time to start buying shotguns and chainsaws?

It was a scene as creepy as a Hannibal Lecter movie.

One man was shot to death by Miami police, and another man is fighting for his life after he was attacked, and his face allegedly half eaten, by a naked man on the MacArthur Causeway off ramp Saturday, police said.

The horror began about 2 p.m. when a series of gunshots were heard on the ramp, which is along NE 13th Street, just south of The Miami Herald building.

According to police sources, a road ranger saw a naked man chewing on another man’s face and shouted on his loud speaker for him to back away.Meanwhile, a woman also saw the incident and flagged down a police officer who was in the area.

The officer, who has not been identified, approached and, seeing what was happening, also ordered the naked man to back away. When he continued the assault, the officer shot him, police sources said. The attacker failed to stop after being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.

Maybe it’s time to seal off Florida. Just in case. New Yorkers can retire elsewhere.

More: The NY Daily News has (non-gruesome) photos. Quote: “the guy just stood… with pieces of flesh in his mouth and he growled,…”


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