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I have to ask… Didn’t that hurt??

Police: Man ‘molested’ vending machine

Police in Florida said they arrested a man who “maliciously molested, opened, broke, injured, damaged and inserted his body parts” into a vending machine.

The Palmetto Police Department said Michael Aguiar, 20, denied assaulting the vending machine at Budick Coin Laundry at 11:30 p.m. Aug. 17 until police showed him surveillance footage of the incident after his Monday arrest, The Bradenton (Fla.) Herald reported Friday.

Officers said Aguiar then admitted to breaking into the vending machine and taking $10 worth of coins from it.

First he takes the money, and then he thinks… “You sure got a pretty coin return?”

What kind of crisis counseling do you give a machine?

h/t The Jawa Report

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