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Steam-cleaned?

Steam-cleaned?

Ladies, have you ever considered the benefits of steam-cleaning your privates? Well, famed super-genius Gwyneth Paltrow is here with a testimonial:

Gwynnie went into more specific detail adding: “We’re burying the lede though, because the real golden ticket here is the Mugworth V-Steam: You sit on what is essentially a mini-throne, and a combination of infrared and mugwort steam cleanses your uterus, et al.”

Praising the unconventional treatment, the blonde actress said: “It is an energetic release—not just a steam douche—that balances female hormone levels.

“If you’re in LA, you have to do it.”

Tikkun Holistic Spa is located in Santa Monica, not far from the Pacific Palisades home the Oscar winner now resides in.

Clearly “Gwynnie” has too much time on her hands. One wonders if she hasn’t “consciously uncoupled” from reality altogether.

Meanwhile, I’m never going to look at a woman renting a steam cleaner from the grocery store the same way again…

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