Things that just shouldn’t go together: fraternities, beer, and bottle-rockets up the butt:
8. [Defendant] was highly intoxicated on this date and time, and decided in his drunken stupor that it would be a good idea to shoot bottle rockets out of his anus on the [Alpha Tau Omega fraternity] deck, located on the back of the ATO house.
Naturally, this being America, there’s a lawsuit involved. The complaint is a joy to read. (PDF)
via Moe Lane
A Seat By The Fire 