Okay, so I’m having nightmares for the next week

And you have to suffer with me. Presenting “The Creepiest Collection Of Doll Photos Ever Assembled”

Here’s just one:

Why, yes. I do have a mild phobia about dolls coming to life. Don’t you?

PS:  In case you still doubt dolls are evil.

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TV commercials, if Rod Serling had made them

Some people are afraid of clowns. Not me (1), but I’m sure dolls are vessels for evil. Whether it’s the Zuni warrior doll from Trilogy of Terror, psychotic ventriloquist dolls, or the ultimate pigtailed Satan, Talky Tina, dolls hide horror behind their tiny forms and placid smiles.

Someone obviously agrees with me and took a commercial I recall from my youth, giving it a new script straight from the Twilight Zone:

Yeah, that would have cost me a couple nights’ of sleep. Rod would be proud.

You can see the original here.

In Passing:
(1) Clowns are our friends. We like clowns. The nice clowns will protect us while we sleep.

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