“He did WHAT??”
Apparently some in Australia have a different idea of “fun”…
Doctors have operated on a 70-year-old man to remove a fork from his penis.
The patient went to hospital in Canberra, Australia, in agony after jamming the 10cm piece of cutlery into his appendage for sexual pleasure.
I’ll let you click through for the X-ray, with appropriate warnings for the squeamish.
Owwww……
A Seat By The Fire 