And this is one reason you turn off cell phones when other people are around:
Sri Lanka prisoner caught by his ring tone
A Sri Lankan prisoner who tried to hide his mobile phone during a search of his cell was caught out when guards heard ring tones from his rear-end, a hospital official said on Friday.
The 58-year-old convict had to be admitted to the national hospital in Colombo where doctors later retrieved the handset from his rectum.
“The man had concealed the phone inside his person,” the official said, asking not to be named.
“Unfortunately for him, the phone rang at the wrong time and guards knew he had a phone at the wrong end.”
One wonders what his ring tone was. “Baby got back?”
And kudos to the guards for getting to the bottom of this.