They might burn down the castle:
Two Slovak children were suspected of burning down a large gothic castle in eastern Slovakia when their experimentation with smoking went wrong, police said on Sunday.
Police were investigating two boys on suspicion that they set grass at the foot of the Krasna Horka castle on fire on Saturday when they tried to light up cigarettes, said Jana Mesarova, police spokeswoman for the eastern Slovak region of Kosice. Children under the age of 15 cannot be prosecuted in Slovakia.
Yeah, but wait until their fathers get home. Or, as they say in Slovakia:
Pockajte, kým otec príde domov!
Who needs an invading army when you’ve got kids and matches?