Things that just shouldn’t go together: fraternities, beer, and bottle-rockets up the butt:
8. [Defendant] was highly intoxicated on this date and time, and decided in his drunken stupor that it would be a good idea to shoot bottle rockets out of his anus on the [Alpha Tau Omega fraternity] deck, located on the back of the ATO house.
Naturally, this being America, there’s a lawsuit involved. The complaint is a joy to read. (PDF)
via Moe Lane
Not everything in West Virginia is so inane. That could be any college campus with drunken frats. Ugh…..check out my blog to see a positive side to the state.
I know. We have our own special wierdness in California. đŸ™‚