Archive for February 19th, 2010

It must get lonely in Iceland

An Icelandic expert tells us that sex with Elves is much better than sex with mere humans:

Here’s how it works. These so-called elves or “hidden people” find horny men or women who are out alone wandering the deserted moon craters or whatever and appear to them. These are not your run-of-the-mill, gnome-like creatures; these elfin people are tall and beautiful and emit a certain kind of light from their skin. If you are not sold already, I should mention that they are also great at dirty talk, able to sexually read your mind, extremely flexible, masters at oral sex, and allegedly give you the orgasm of your life every single time. Maybe that’s what Bjork is always singing about?

Click for video of the interview. Rated Hard-R for graphic language, if you’re the sensitive type.

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