Oh, please tell me this is a joke

Otherwise, Japanese science has much to answer for. Presenting the end to world hunger: a meat substitute made from… “sewage mud.” Yes, it’s what you think it is. Yum. Note to Sydney of Crepes of Wrath: I double-dog dare you to make a recipe from this! Bleh.

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Bunny rabbit dressage?

I may have to create a new category for animal athletic events: first we had Cowboy Monkey Rodeo, then Wiener Dog Races, and now… Bunny Dressage! That rabbits like to hop is hardly a secret. But now European rabbit enthusiasts have harnessed their bunnies’ natural talents to create a new spectator sport… rabbit showjumping. Invented [...]

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Dad’s a cool kind of jerk

Okay, we all know there are secret documents called the “parents contract,” which specify the things Moms and Dads get to do to their children, in compensation for what they’re required to do for (and put up with from) their children. The compensatory benefits usually involve putting their kid on the spot in some way [...]

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First, there was Cowboy Monkey Rodeo…

Now, Wiener Dog Races! Do they know how to have fun in Oklahoma, or what? PS: Speaking of Cowboy Monkey Rodeo… via Moe Lane

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